Jane Says...

Jane in full swing...

Friday, March 25, 2005

I need to get my hormones in check. I am starting to have a pinch of desire (which is a rare thing since being on zoloft), but it comes at the most inconvenient times. When I want it to come, I am SOL. What the heck! I just want to feel some desire. I'm about 2 seconds from chucking the Zoloft out the door. I can't take this anymore.

I've been to sex toy parties; Hell, I even hosted one! Still, with all the creams and jellies and dildos, NOTHING. Not one spark. It's like my vagina is dead. I'm about to hold a funeral for it.

The donor is convinced I'm having an affair. Hell. I can't even get it activated for my home life, let alone extracurricular activities. Needless to say, he is wrong.

My sister is going to watch the rugrat while we try to have some date night going. Maybe I'll find a cheap motel and we can stay there for a few hours...

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Moving On

My sister has moved in with us. Not the one with the divorce and the 3 kids. My baby sister. The one with the foul mouth and the hot body. She's fun.

Simon is alright with her being here and I'm actually enjoying it. She is on the prowl to find a job, which is good, because we can't really afford another child right now. Not that she takes up much room, but she smokes and that costs money. Thus, we don't smoke. We have other nasty habits:). Fortunately, Kate knows that Simon and I are freaks. She's a bit of a freak herself. So, she understands.

We went out to a local club and I have to say that I must be thinking like an older person. I can't stand the meat market. I am sooooo glad that I am married and I'm not out there trying to be cute and available. It's not my style anymore! Not that it ever was to begin with... At least the donor got some action when I got home. It's probably the only time we've done it in the past few weeks....and we did it twice! :)

EJ is walking! He is such a cutie. He's only 10 months old and he is walking like a pro! And he's been doing it for a couple of weeks. He toddles around the house and out front like he owns the place. Oh, and he adores my sister. Which is great. It's nice to have some extended family for him.

Anyhoo.... I am still around...so are the nuts...which are now by our bedside...and will find their way onto the donor's pillow tonight! Other than that, all is well. Hope to be inspired to write soon!